nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
Send Me Your Headcanons For Me!!!
Sleeping position, Do I drool or Snore in my sleep? :
Morning, Noon, Or Evening Person?:
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
your bird is an asshole
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
So, Homestuck is (sadly) ending. You may be asking yourself: How can I memorialize homestuck in my heart forever?
With material possessions of course!
I was going to wait until 2k followers for this, but in light of the fact that homestuck will be ending soon and I actually have some time to save up some cash, it makes more sense to do it now.
Now, let’s get some prizes up in this shit.
- Up to $65 worth of stuff from either What Pumpkin, Welovefine, or Topatoco (or, anywhere else you’d like! Not homestuck? No problem!)
- Up to $25 worth of stuff from either What Pumpkin, Welovefine, or Topatoco
- No giveaway blogs
- Anyone can reblog
- Likes only count for followers
- Only like/reblog once
- I’ll ship anywhere
- You have to have your ask box open
- You have to be willing to give me you address (thats kind of how these things work)
This ends when homestuck updates for the last time. Good luck!
Alright! I expected the gigapause to end much sooner, so I’m making a change to this. The giveaway ends on July 25th at 9:00PM EST.
One day left to enter!
I think I was about 11 maybe 12. Me and my mum went on a diet together for the first time.
im not even 16 yet and im really self concious about my tummy flab
My mom has been begging me to diet with her since I was 8…. EIGHT!!!
I was 9
is it just me or is everyone really anxious for halloween this year?
What if Guy had never cut his magic hair